Sunday, July 8, 2012

SKYP3 SH3N4N1G4NS

  • Zan: I WANT TO DECIMATE FALKNER.
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: M3 TOO
  • Fern: Oh that 8attle wasn't hard at all!
  • Zan: HE REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF CERTAIN FEATHERY ASSHOLES.
  • Zan: HE MUST BE CRUSHED.
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: H3H3H3H3H3H3
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: 4M 1 D3T3CT1NG 4 BL4CK CRUSH
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: K4RKL3S YOU 4R3 SO TR4NSP4R3NT
  • Zan: ABSOLUTELY NOT, TEREZI.
  • Zan: MY HATE IS PLATONIC.
  • Zan: I CAN'T STAND HIM.
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: H3H3H3H3H3H3
  • Zan: NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: YOU 4R3 4DOR4BL3 WH3N YOU 4R3 FOOL1NG YOURS3LF
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: >;]
  • Zan: YOU ARE DELUSIONAL.
  • Zan: ALTHOUGH IT'S RATHER BECOMING OF YOU WHEN YOU ARE DEVIOUS.
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: S4YS TH3 ON3 D3NY1NG H1S BL4CK F33L1NGS
  • Zan: WHO SAID I WAS BLACK FOR ANYONE?
  • Zan: NOT I.
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: H3H3H3H3H3H3
  • Zan: IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD, MISS PYROPE.
  • Fern: ........
  • Zan: OR HAVE YOU GONE TO THE DARK SIDE.
  • Zan: JOINED THE SHIPPERS IN THEIR ARMADA.
  • Zan: STARTEDPAIRING UP YOUR FRIENDS. SETTING THEM IN NICE, NEAT LITTLE QUADRANTS.
  • Zan: DO YOU GET OFF TO MY ALLEGED BLACK FEELINGS FOR DAVE STRIDER?
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: TH3 D4RK S1D3 BR1B3D M3 W1TH D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY R3D B4K3D GOODS
  • Zan: (( adding John ))
  • *** Zan added trickstersGambit/windyHood ***
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: YOU 4R3 SO BL4CK FOR H1M
  • Zan: I AM NOT.
  • Zan: JOHN, TELL HER I'M NOT BLACK FOR DAVE.
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: OH DONT BR1NG YOUR FLUSH CRUSH 1NTO TH1S K4RK4T
  • H3 W1LL 4GR33 W1TH 4NYTH1NG YOU S4Y
  • trickstersGambit/windyHood: you know i still dont' get the whole black/flush thing, karkat. but yeah, i could say you have some kind of hard on for him.
  • Zan: YOU HAVE ALL OF THESE OTHER PSYCHOPATHS ON YOUR SIDE.
  • Zan: WHY DON'T I GET A FAIR TRIAL, TEREZI?
  • Fern: May8e we could just change the su8ject........?
  • Seraphinu [allegrezzaAnima]: 4LL R1GHT 4R4N34
  • 1 SUPPOS3 1 H4V3 3MB4R4SS3D K4RK4T 3NOUGH
  • FOR NOW >;]

4W3SOM3
GR4P3B3LLY JUST GOT 3V3N STRONG3R
W3R3 COOK1NG W1TH P3TROL NOW 

Thursday, July 5, 2012

==> Terezi: Be harassed by Joey AGAIN

  • --youngsterJoey(YJ) began harassing garchompCallibrator(GC)--
  • YJ: Terezi, howdy!
  • GC: TO QUOT3 K4RK4T
  • GC: WH4T 1N TH3 SW33T 4LM1GHTY T41NTCH4F1NG FUCK DO YOU W4NT
  • YJ: It's Joey! How are you?
  • GC: 1M NOT 3V3N GO1NG TO BOTH3R 4NYMOR3
  • --garchompCallibrator(GC) hung up on youngsterJoey(YJ). No fucks were given that day--
turntechgurdurr:

garchompcallibrator:

turntechgurdurr:

TG: tastiest looking egg i have ever seen
TG: hey its 1 am and i have midnight munchies dont judge

1 TH1NK 1T COULD US3 MOR3 R3D

TG: i got this


NOW TH4T 1S D3L1C1OUS 

turntechgurdurr:

garchompcallibrator:

turntechgurdurr:

TG: tastiest looking egg i have ever seen

TG: hey its 1 am and i have midnight munchies dont judge

1 TH1NK 1T COULD US3 MOR3 R3D

TG: i got this

NOW TH4T 1S D3L1C1OUS 

turntechgurdurr:

TG: tastiest looking egg i have ever seen
TG: hey its 1 am and i have midnight munchies dont judge

1 TH1NK 1T COULD US3 MOR3 R3D

turntechgurdurr:

TG: tastiest looking egg i have ever seen

TG: hey its 1 am and i have midnight munchies dont judge

1 TH1NK 1T COULD US3 MOR3 R3D

unownumbrage:

garchompcallibrator:

unownumbrage:

THIS IS THE MOST uSELESS MOVE EVER CREATED.

CL34RLY YOU M1SS3D TH3 JOK3S 4BOUT BON3RSSUCH PL3NT1FUL JOK3S

WHAT JOKE?
BONERS ARE NOTHING TO JOKE ABOuT.
THEY’RE DISGuSTING AND YOu’RE DISGuSTING FOR BRINGING THEM uP.

H3H3H3H3H3H3 1 SH4LL T4K3 TH4T 4S 4 COMPL1M3NT>;] 

unownumbrage:

garchompcallibrator:

unownumbrage:

THIS IS THE MOST uSELESS MOVE EVER CREATED.

CL34RLY YOU M1SS3D TH3 JOK3S 4BOUT BON3RS
SUCH PL3NT1FUL JOK3S

WHAT JOKE?

BONERS ARE NOTHING TO JOKE ABOuT.

THEY’RE DISGuSTING AND YOu’RE DISGuSTING FOR BRINGING THEM uP.

H3H3H3H3H3H3 1 SH4LL T4K3 TH4T 4S 4 COMPL1M3NT
>;] 

unownumbrage:

THIS IS THE MOST uSELESS MOVE EVER CREATED.

CL34RLY YOU M1SS3D TH3 JOK3S 4BOUT BON3RSSUCH PL3NT1FUL JOK3S

unownumbrage:

THIS IS THE MOST uSELESS MOVE EVER CREATED.

CL34RLY YOU M1SS3D TH3 JOK3S 4BOUT BON3RS
SUCH PL3NT1FUL JOK3S

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

==> Terezi: Be harassed by Joey again

  • --youngsterJoey(YJ) began harassing garchompCallibrator(GC)--
  • YJ: Good evening, Terezi!
  • GC: SW33T J3GUS YOUD B3TT3R B3 C4LL1NG 4BOUT 4 R3M4TCH
  • YJ: It's me, Joey! Were you awake?
  • GC: 1 4M NOCTURN4L
  • GC: DUMB4SS
  • YJ: Hey, do you remember my super-cool Rattata?
  • GC: YOU M34N TH4T SQU34KB34ST 1 MOPP3D TH3 M3T4PHOR1C4L FLOOR W1TH
  • GC: Y3S 1 R3M3MB3R
  • YJ: My Rattata is different from regular Rattata
  • YJ: It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata!
  • YJ: Do you know what I'm saying?
  • GC: L4ST T1M3 1 CH3CK3D BUTCH3R PLUMT41L W4S F4R SUP3R1OR
  • GC: BUT SOM3TH1NG T3LLS M3 YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO D1SM1SS TH1S NO M4TT3R HOW MUCH 1 SCHOOLF33D YOU ON TH3 SUBJ3CT
  • --youngsterJoey(YJ) ceased harassing garchompCallibrator(GC)--

W3LL 1T WOULD S33M TH4T DOCTOR GR4P3B3LLY H4S 3VOLV3D >:o
3XC3LL3NT 

==> Terezi: Reach Violet City

After hours of level grinding and beating up small children with your Pokemon, you enter VIOLET CITY. This place has a rather historic air to it. You think it is kind of boring smelling and could use way more color.

Well, time for more level grinding so you can wipe the floor with the gym leader mercilessly.